"The King's Horses"

"Little J. Horner sat in a corner,
eating his curds and his pie,
When a long came an item,
who sat down beside him,
So little J ran to go hide,
Now all the kings horses and all the kings men,
had looked everywhere and were about to give in,
when the little dog laughed, 
to see such a sport,
cause little J. was just found,
fixing his shorts."

-brandon brownell